esc invasion – belarus

The entry of Belarus (best result: 6th in 2007) is on a mission to cheer every single one of us up with its happyhappyhappy energy. The band 3+2 will perform “far away”.

While they certainly won’t win in Oslo, they’re determined to have a very gay time there. And why not?

But why are theye repeating the chorus over and over again until everyone loves to hate(?) it. I’m not sure this is the right way to the the top though. It’s kind of exhausting.

Let’s distract ourself from the forgettable song with a closer look at the performers.
While one of the guys reminds me of Marija Šerifović the girl wears something I first mistook for a neck tie (too bad, it turns out to be something like the opposite of this coolest accessory ever around a man’s woman’s neck).
But still she has a tomboyish attitude rarely to be found in performers from eastern countries. She wears pants(!) and appears on a scooter (=one of the top lesbian props of all time). The band acts like 3 people/friends, not like 2 guys and a girl.
(I hope they won’t loose all her tomboyishness on their way to Oslo…)

Are they actually singing: “I’ll ring the bell from behind”? (What a strong accent!)
I’m not gonna dig into that kind of subtext…

By searching the top lesbian line I came to realize that the whole song is just one big metaphore for the way to rainbow country:

The place I’m looking for I’ll find
I’m sick and tired of the curse we are living in
I feel it spinning around day by day
And every night in my dreams keep on traveling
To my place I wanna stay place I wanna stay

It’s far away far away but I will find it
Love is gonna guide me I’ll see a happy day
It’s far away far away but I will find it
Yes I know that I will find a way

Why don’t we notice the beauty in front of us?
So we’d better just look and run
And if we open the heart we can stay by chance
That’s my place already far it’s already far

It’s far away…

It’s far away far away but I will find it
Love can show easy ways to the journey
It’s far away far away but I will find it
Yes I know that I will find a way

I’ll ring the bell from behind I’ll get it out of my mind
And I’ll get rid of this mess forever
I’m searching for my own place and I will find it one day
Though it is so far away

It’s so far away but I’ll find a way
To make it okay though it’s so far away

result: 68%lesbian

EDIT:
WHY?
Apparently they’ve changed their entry. Not cool.
Instead of “far away” they wanna perform the ballad “butterflies”.

Admittedly the song is not too bad.
But they loose some of their lesbian points by changing the song.
On principle.
And because while the new lyrics are pretty lesbian too, the performance is not.

top lesbian line:

but at the right time
heartfully just wait for it,
and all secrets will come, come out

new result: 49%lesbian

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